Saturday, October 09, 2004

I-Love I-talics, Skank Edition

Standing at the supermarket check out earlier this fine day, I noticed that Star magazine had a picture of millionaire but meritless celebrity cock receptacle Paris Hilton. The headline:

"Paris in Tears: New Sex & Drugs Video." [Emphasis original.]

I like to imagine the real Paris Hilton--I mean the literal Hilton hotel in Paris--catching a lot of shit from the other hotels in the form of innuendo fueled double entendres.

UPDATE: I nominate in absentia whoever wrote that headline for the first ever Vitriolics Anonymous Prize. Fittingly, the first VAP nominee achieved this infamy for actions in mockery of one of the most vapid phenomena of our age.


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